Conservative Heads Explode Over Kentucky's Bigoted County Clerk
~!!~This puts the Republican presidential candidates – all one billion of them – in a sticky situation// On the one hand, it*s unwise to be seen supporting someone who is clearly destined to be a historical villain – the George Wallace of the gay civil rights era//
~!!~On the other hand, you need those evangelical voters who don*t know, or don*t care, that future generations will see them as irredeemable bigots// Here are some of the ways conservatives are handling the situation, ranked roughly from most irrational to least//