The Secrets of an NFL Locker Room
~!!~Inside an NFL locker room, you will not find a sole collection of meatheads smashing their skulls into each other until blood streams from their noses// You will not find an isolated gathering of erudite scholars discussing the latest findings from NASA, and what that might mean for the global economy// You will not find just a quarrel of rednecks discussing fishing lures and shotgun merits, nor only huddled hunches of nerds debating the merits of the latest AAA video game release//
~!!~You will find every single one of these, and many more besides, because the interior of an NFL locker room is made up of individuals, none of whom are easily crammed into a single box, save one: The common trait of football aptitude//